Sharticles List

Unofficial list of the news articles featured in Barshens videos (1.0 only)

1: East vs. West

  1. 'Poo buses' set to take over Bristol
  2. Dead rat sparks brawl in street
  3. Harvey the miniature horse learns to open gate, escapes to join Trowbridge fire brigade
  4. PICTURE: Large lorry negotiates tight bend in North Walsham
  5. (classified ad) DOG BOWL, OLD (SQUARE)
  6. University of East Anglia student Googles her name and finds images of her webbed toes on 'wikiFeet'

2: The Shequel

  1. This woman reckons she has a celebrity living in her kneecaps
  2. Unsolved crimes shock
  3. The winner of the 2016 British Pie Awards is...a pasty
  4. A rogue goose is causing traffic chaos in Bishop's Waltham by refusing to move from the road
  5. Drunk man tries to have sex with postbox
  6. Notorious gangster brings Manchester city centre to standstill as he scales giant Ferris wheel in six-hour protest against plans to send him back to jail
  7. The scales of justice? Girl, 13, says sorry for slapping Asda worker with large fish
  8. GCSE BOY POOS IN TEACHERS' KETTLE

3

  1. Balloon given to Llanberis baby is still full of air nearly 21 years on
  2. Nigeria police hold 'robber' goat
  3. BA flight forced to land early because of smelly poo
  4. Justin Bieber went flying over Sunnmøre

4

  1. Watch your step! Lauren Goodger narrowly avoids walking into a puddle during day out in Essex
  2. Georgia man, 20, is arrested after 'filling an Athens bar with farts' from bottled flatulence, which he 'sprayed in the face' of one woman, according to police
  3. Wayne Kerr is standing as a Ukip councillor in Barnsley
  4. Read all about it! Argus bills make up new calendar

5

  1. Can you help our Stockport Cinderella find her lost shoe?
  2. This naked woman was snapped casually strolling through Newquay town centre
  3. Partick Thistle seek fan for 'scary' Kingsley mascot job
  4. Toddlers banned from making 'rude' star sign

6

  1. Spice gull: seabird turns orange after falling into vat of curry
  2. Finding Nemo... at a sewage treatment works in Gloucestershire
  3. Suspected smoke over Colsterworth turns out to be a cloud
  4. Tables to be stacked differently by Llwchwr council
  5. (bonus) Llwchwr Town Council considers colour photocopier
  6. Woman finds the face of Amy Winehouse in her KFC chicken meal
  7. (bonus) Llwchwr Town Council to look into drains
  8. (bonus) Llwchwr Town Council's old chairs to be advertised in cyberspace

7

  1. Live crab spotted getting off train at Cheltenham, possibly on way to work
  2. Another broom snapped in half in Derbyshire village
  3. Man gives up masturbating for 700 days - and claims it gave him "superpowers"
  4. Woman claims she found CAT POO in Tesco snack box - and believes it could have been put there deliberately by a supermarket worker

8

  1. Tesco are selling mulled wine scented toilet roll for Christmas
  2. Three L.A. Men Are Suing Chipotle Because They Felt Too Full After Finishing Their Burritos
  3. Man passes out on glass roof of city shopping centre after downing six pints to celebrate new job
  4. Ant and Dec superfan gets Geordie duo tattooed on his bum

9

  1. Low-speed pursuit as police chase flying saucer
  2. Ruddington dog walkers 'stealing' dog poo bags
  3. Pennsylvania Woman Injured After Being Struck by a Fish That Fell From the Sky
  4. Golf club hunts mystery man who keeps shitting in the holes

10

  1. Woman reckons her washing machine sounds like Danny Dyer saying 'come on then'
  2. Meat and potato pie 'sent into space' from Wigan
  3. 'Paddling pool slasher' who destroyed 47 pools during a seven-year spree is captured by German police who fear he was driven by a bizarre fetish for inflatable objects
  4. Have you spotted two missing donkeys?
  5. Sex-mad tortoise gives himself arthritis by having too much sex

11

  1. Eamonn Holmes reveals his anger after he believed wife Ruth Langsford was having an affair
  2. Lady Gaga Reveal she eats Egg Shells: star 'dishes' out EXTREME diet tips to US style mag
  3. Pamela Anderson thinks her dog 'committed suicide' because he didn't like her ex
  4. Selena Gomez has a guilty pleasure: it's drinking the juice from jars of pickles
  5. (bonus) SHART: The Challenge

12

  1. Blundering homeowner hunting for keys accidentally traps his own arm in a toilet in bizarre video
  2. Furious mother 'squirted her boob' at a woman who told her to move while she was breastfeeding because it was distracting her husband
  3. Drive-by turnip attack shocks Cheltenham visitor
  4. Man calls police to report badger at car boot sale
  5. (bonus) Milky bar kid

13

  1. Copier deal
  2. Teen crowned champ of Britain's dirtiest student digs - after she was told to enter by her appalled dad
  3. Police hunt 6ft naked man with "prominent cheeks" seen near underpass
  4. (bonus) PICTURES: Students protest over Donald Trump's travel ban

14

  1. Norwich City Hall's clocktower bears uncanny resemblance to Bender from Futurama as it undergoes repair
  2. Woman overhears adorable FaceTime chat between parents and baby - then she sees the screen
  3. Kinder surprise: man tries to smuggle drugs into HMP Norwich by putting sweet container in his buttocks

15

  1. Porn really is bad for you! Lonely Japanese man who amassed a SIX-TON pile of dirty magazines died when it collapsed on top of him... and his body wasn't found for six months
  2. Court refuses trial by combat
  3. Shopkeeper forced to change 'Singhsbury's' name chooses Morrisinghs
  4. ELI IS A BIG SMELLY BUM HEAD
  5. (bonus) COLORADO: HUNTER CLAIMS HE WAS SEXUALLY ASSAULTED BY A SASQUATCH

16

  1. Toilet block rejected by town over 'lack of trust'
  2. Deer dies after running into X Factor auditions in King's Lynn
  3. 73-year-old woman caught speeding at 100mph on A47 had been track racing for her birthday
  4. Toad wedged in decking of Norwich garden

17

  1. A man used Volvic flavoured water in his IRON to make his shirt smell nice - and it didn't end well
  2. Thieves caught hours after stealing GPS tracking devices from tech company
  3. 'It has not melted... what is in this treat?': Grandmother claims Coles ice-cream sandwich her grandson threw on the grass has remained unchanged - and not even the ants were interested
  4. Man fined for pretending to be ghost in Portsmouth Cemetery
  5. It shouldn't do that! Margate grandma demands Tesco repaint her home after prune juice explosion
  6. This Tunbridge Wells park had 17 poos in half a mile - is it the worst place for dog fouling?

18

  1. Dog finds giant dildo on walk, won't put it down
  2. Weeds problem
  3. Police hunting for man seen wandering around Chester with no trousers on
  4. Woman trapped in window trying to retrieve poo after Tinder date

19

  1. Vandals make very lewd addition to Humpty Dumpty at children's play park
  2. Colorado cops search for poop-and-run jogger
  3. This man has been jailed for threatening lamp-posts and bollards with a knife in Bristol
  4. Doncaster grandad denied sofa refund by DFS because of sweaty head

20

  1. (bonus) South Harting
  2. Girl Gets A Hammer Stuck In Her Mouth And Nobody Knows How To React
  3. Goldsboro woman brings home bacon upside boyfriend's head
  4. Puppy thrown at German biker gang
  5. Trout with cigarette in its mouth posted through shop's letterbox (yes, you read that correctly)

21

  1. Police stop 'nearly naked' speeding driver wearing bikini thong and smothered in Vaseline
  2. Jesus attacks Jedi Knight in Dundee
  3. German police find 'WW2 bomb' was big courgette

22

  1. 'I am truly traumatised': Northerners are left baffled by a pie advert that makes its gravy look like a 'a cup of tea before milk' (and say it must have been made by a southerner)
  2. Woman who rode motorbike naked through town centre, had sex in High Street and punched blind man is jailed
  3. Man overdoses on Viagra in airport, strips naked and hurls his own poo at everyone

23

  1. Woman plans to marry Tetris after the breakdown of a relationship with a calculator called Pierre
  2. Pranksters strike with joke sign at HUGE Somerset pothole...
  3. (bonus) Colman's to leave Norwich base after 160 years
  4. Residents of Bell End call for change to their 'embarrassing' street name

24

  1. EXCLUSIVE: Armed police called after North-east farmer mistakes stuffed toy for a tiger
  2. McDonald's diner left "devastated" after biting into mozzarella stick with NO MOZZARELLA
  3. Naked BMW driver attacks cop with vacuum cleaner head after waving it out the sunroof during pursuit: video
  4. Fart attack: Plane makes emergency landing after passenger refuses to stop breaking wind on flight

25

  1. Bizarre items left behind in Leeds Travel Lodge Hotel
  2. Nick Richardson, of Redditch, is convinced Pizza Hut took picture of him eating in one of their restaurants and printed his face on their takeaway boxes
  3. Newport fire crew cut spanner from man's genitals at A&E
  4. A man has been in police custody for more than three weeks without having a poo

26

  1. 'God help us if it gets hot': Train hauling 10M pounds of human feces stranded in Alabama town
  2. Hotel forgives guest whose room was trashed by hungry seagulls
  3. Fury after Morrisons wouldn't sell couple meat pies before 9am
  4. (bonus) Couple hit with injunction
  5. Walsall pupils 'shown porn during Paddington screening'
  6. (bonus) 'Shyte' chocolate bar mocked because of its crap sounding name

27

  1. Gloucester mum and daughter horrified at absolutely bizarre discovery in Asda freezer
  2. 'Revenge' burglar's DNA found on cheese at Cardiff house
  3. Egypt zoo accused of painting donkey to look like a zebra
  4. Ghostbusters discover 'groans' in cemetery they're investigating are from midnight PORN film shoot
  5. Drunk whacked penis on women's car then did poo in street - as they sat and ate chips

28

  1. Fury after Croydon Council donated £10,000 to show where actor did a poo on stage
  2. Bristol venue to play Africa by Toto on loop all night
  3. Mum changes son's name after tattoo artist spells his name wrong

29

  1. Drunk Man Pulls Trousers Down, Jumps on McDonald's Counter and 'Helicopters' Penis
  2. Florida man breaks into restaurant, strips naked, eats noodles, plays bongos
  3. Les Dennis denies graffitiing 'Les Dennis' in huge letters all around Norwich
  4. 'It's just not on' - Furious doughnut lover blasts new Tesco recipe

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